Street Fighter 4

So yesterday I picked up Street Fighter 4 dutifuly as the good nerd I am.  In case you fucking suck and don’t know what I’m talking about, SF4 is the latest edition in a series of fighting games going back 20 years.  In case you really suck, a fighting game is where there are two dudes and they karate and shoot fireballs and shit at each other until one dies.  Anyways the newest Street Fighter is fucking awesome except for one tiny detail that fills me with such nerd rage, I had to start a blog about it.

The last boss, as in any game worth its salt, is fucking IMPOSSIBLE.  I shouldn’t say impossible, because I manged to beat him once as ryu (while wearing the headband of course), however I have not been able to beat him since.  This is him: his name is Seth:

BWAHAHAHA

Ok so first of all what kind of shitty supervillian name is Seth?  Back in the day the last boss used to be M. Bison and he ruled because he was all business.  Anyways so when you face Seth you have to fight him in two rounds, the first one is easy and goes by pretty quickly but then he gets up and says some cliche shit like “LET ME SHOW YOU MY TRUE POWER, BKJWJKAKFWEF”

So yea, he does his thing and then transforms to THE CHEAPEST MOTHERFUCKER THAT EVER EXISTED IN ANY GOD DAMN GAME EVER.  So basically this guy’s M.O. is that he has every character’s strongest moves.  Oh and he can teleport.  Oh and he has moves that are unblockable.  Oh and he laughs at you every time he does his little teleport.  Oh and as he is getting low on health the whole damn stage starts to go crazy.  Oh and he also has this move where he shouts “BECOME A PART OF ME” and he sucks you into his gaping man-hole and then proudly jizzes you out onto the screen like some sort of meta-sexual rape machine (also unblockable).  I tried to beat him with Ken for like 3 hours yesterday, just getting laughed at over and over again.  I don’t know how I beat him that one time with Ryu, must have been the headband.

Oh and yea, I was playing on medium