just found this on craigslist this morning while eating some sonic, so yea
http://austin.craigslist.org/rnr/1208075129.html
king of the slackers here
talking bout matters dear
and near to my heart
early in the morning
already high and soaring
off to a damn good start
time gone to waste
on the rant and rave page
people posting age
when they started getting blazed
smoke weed every day!
the battle cry of the slacker
spending all my pay
on a temporal matter
i was a late bloomer
since the age of twenty two
second time i smoked
got hooked like a fool
never looked back
never planned for the future
i don’t regret the past
its all gravy and sugar
slacking is the fashion
in the five one two
drinking cold beer
eating sticky barbecue
kicking back in the shade
with a glass of lemonade
its simple and the good life
every single slow day
cruise like a barge
or an air craft carrier
if i sail any slower
might break the slow barrier
when i’m towin through the ocean
i clock about ten knots
floatin in my boat
thats the motion i got
no need to row
wind blows my sails
breeze comes easy
mother nature never fails
yo ho ho
and a bottle of rum
smoke a big bowl
til i’m stupid and dumb
yo ho ho
fee fo fi fum
i am the laziest englishman