LOST fucking sucks, STILL

Ok this might ruffle a few feathers out there in TV land, but there comes a time when we must stop being children and grow into adulthood.  Last night I decided to catch an episode of LOST after (wisely) ditching the show in the 2nd season.  And what was I greeted with?

TIME TRAVEL, YEA!

Have you no shame, LOST?  Any right thinking person knows that when you start getting into time travel, your series is fucked.  You fucked up, wrote yourself into some shitty plothole, now you have to send your characters flying through time to get your stupid ass out.  They even have the gall to call it a “temporal shift”, have you assholes not seen the last episode of Star Trek: the Next Generation? This is all you have for me after 5 fucking years, a whole series that has evolved into the last episode of TNG?

I suppose it is not their fault, Star Trek has already told every story there ever was and then some.  It is the same reason I won’t go see that dumbass Benjamin Button movie.  Oh he ages backwards?  You mean Star Trek Voyager, season 2 episode 22 where they land on some shitty moon and it has aliens that age backwards?

Ok LOST fans it isn’t your fault that you your shitty show can’t compete with 716 episodes of pure perfection that is ST, but seriously, grow up.  Your show sucks and is for children.

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I’m just scared about the new movie

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